he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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