It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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