I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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