he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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