I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
oh god the rape fog is back!
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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