He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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