My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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