my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
