hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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