I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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