Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so let's talk penis.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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