oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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i drank out of a bidet.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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