I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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