Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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