How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing