38 yer olds are good kisserssss
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.