Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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