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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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