I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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