What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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