Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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