Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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