chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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