So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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