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you're like a bully in the Christmas story
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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