I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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