she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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