need another drink. this is the easiest way
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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