she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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