: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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