yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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