She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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