We're like a lot better than the average bears
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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