this beer tastes like vomit already
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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