it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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