Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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