I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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