fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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