Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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