Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.