i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway