quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I cut my penus on the lid.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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