I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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