I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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