He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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