hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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