I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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