i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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