doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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