I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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