Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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