: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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