Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
