I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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