Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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