Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
