this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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