As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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